My greens and I are at peace.
“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me
the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”
the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”
The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs
THIS BETTER BE A JOKE OR SO HELP ME
TUMBLR? FAMILY FRIENDLY?
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face
this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck
Clever way of getting his features in there
zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”
rihanna escaping from her habitat at the zoo
I actually screamed
No you actually didn’t
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.