My greens and I are at peace.

too-pretty-to-die:

spooningcaptainamerica:

neilpatrickheaven:

dadegbert:

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs

(Source: jacknoir)

hurhurh:

settingmyselffree-learningtofly:

THIS BETTER BE A JOKE OR SO HELP ME

SCOFF

TUMBLR? FAMILY FRIENDLY?
 HAH HAHAHAH

NO

(Source: fitness-for--lifeexx)

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

Dear god

(Source: billhitchert)

novulpixthatsmypotpie:

(Source: langdon-rask)

iwishihadafather:

this is cute but 10 seconds later that kangaroo kicked the shit out of that kid and put it in a sleeper hold and suffocated it because kangaroos are real as fuck

(Source: folhadespaulo)

taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:

Clever way of getting his features in there

cr:  thqys

meladoodle:

zooey deschanel came on tv today and my dad said “whoops better change de schanel”

legallyunderage:

8yearoldslut:

rihanna escaping from her habitat at the zoo

I actually screamed

No you actually didn’t

(Source: rihanna-pictures-leaked)

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck